Signs that my husband is fundamentally unruly and childish, #138:

When I showed him the design of our future blog, fresh as it was and unspoiled by posts, he immediately started playing with the search box. “Abel fucking Haron up the ass” he typed. Obviously, the search returned: “Sorry, no posts matched your criteria.”

“Aha!” Suddenly very excited, he typed: “Haron being right, Abel being wrong.”

No posts matched his criteria.

He was happy for about five seconds. And then he asked: “Are you going to blog about this?”

Why, yes, sweetie, I am.

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