One of those news stories today that you just couldn’t make up:

‘German police discovered a truant teenager at home in bed with her boyfriend after a neighbour spotted a man climbing into her window and reported a burglary, authorities said on Wednesday. Thinking he had witnessed a break-in, the neighbour called police, who sped towards the would-be crime scene with their siren blaring. When officers arrived, the girl’s mother told them the room belonged to her 15-year-old daughter who was at school. Further investigation revealed the mother was wrong. “She wasn’t looking at school books, she was in bed with her boyfriend and was presumably learning something else,” Frankfurt police said in a statement.’

My kinky mind hardly knows where to start….

Newspaper sub-editors have gone to town – headlines including ‘Private Lessons’ in The Times; ‘Caught in the Act’ in the South African Mercury, and ‘Now that’s bonking, not bunking’ in the Pretoria News!

While I was browsing, I also noticed that Haron hasn’t yet posted to the punishment book (www.punishmentbook.org) about the spanking she received last night. She’ll be on her way upstairs shortly; I may have to hurt my hand before bedtime.