In the pre-blog days I used to file newspaper startles in a big ring-binder. I have a sizeable archive of kinky cuttings, which I’m going to transfer to the blog little by little. Are you glad?

Evening Standard, Thursday, 22 January 2004: “Serial cinematic villain Gary Oldman will soon be treading familiar ground as a hitman in Brit gangster comedy Dead Fish. ‘There’s a memorable scene where Gary gets spanked by a dominatrix while singing a tune written for him by Groove Armada,’ says my man on the set.

  1. Damn, the play is long gone.
  2. … Singing?