To Germany – having conveniently scheduled a business trip there for the day prior to the Easter holiday weekend, giving me the excuse to stay over with a similarly-minded friend for a few days.

We returned to the hotel one afternoon to find my brand new wooden spoon ever-so-neatly placed on the bedside table: so thoughtful of the hotel to leave it in easy reach! I do wonder what our room maid thought when she saw it – whether it was “I wonder what they were eating” or “I wonder whether it hurt”?

No wonder the hotel staff were being so polite to us for the remainder of our stay.

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