Just came across a blog entry called “Investment Spanking”. On a site called “Fishspanking”. Clearly, fish are not what they seem.

Fishspanking is by its nature a risky activity and may result in the loss of all or part of your fish. Certain types of spanking may not be suitable for all, and anyone considering spanking with fish should first contact their nearest IFA (Independent Fishspanking Adviser) who will be able to assist them in selecting the most appropriate type of spanking. NEVER SPANK WITH MORE FISH THAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE!

Fine. I won’t.

(”And then chop down the mightiest tree in the forest… With this herring!”)

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Fish?

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