There’s a pop group called “the boy least likely to”, apparently. Now I like to keep up-to-date with music (is it too sad to confess that I still listen to the new top 40 chart on a Sunday, even at age of 38?!). But I must confess that I’d never heard of this band until I saw the advert for their new single, entitled ‘be gentle with me’.

Their designers had used lower-case throughout the ad. So I actually read it as one sentence: ‘the boy least likely to be gentle with me’.

A ‘how to spot the spanko’ song?

Then I realised.

Maybe I’m not quite so up-to-date with my musical knowledge as I’d thought.

PS I turned on a couple of pages to fund that the band Dirty Pretty Things are being supported by The Paddingtons. Awwwww (lots of cute Paddington bears singing) was quickly superseded by grrrrrrr (can’t be Paddingtons plural: there’s only one Paddington).