Felipe Scolari, the England soccer manager-designate, quoted in The Times this morning on team discipline:

“Sometimes I have to play the role of a father who punishes his children.”

Any Beckham-spanking fantasies out there?

Even the guy’s name makes him sound as if he should be a Headmaster!

I sincerely hope that they give ‘Big Phil’ responsibility for the England women’s team as well…

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