According to today’s Guardian, she has a sense of humour. Here’s a joke she told at the Hay-on-Wye literary festival:

A prostitute is having a weekly special. She will do anything for $100 as long as you say it in three words.

A Frenchman comes and says, “Anything I want? Suck my toes.” She does it, and money is exchanged.

An Englishman comes and says, “Spank my bottom.” Done.

A Canadian comes and says, “Anything I want? Hey! Paint my house.”

I bet you didn’t know that house-painting was seen as ever so slightly transgressive in Canada.

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