Every once in a while some poor bugger forgets that spanking, like any other sexual activity, isn’t supposed to be inflicted on non-consenting partners.

It’s only in stories that you pull a non-suspecting girl over your knee and she thanks you afterwards – either for opening a world of kinky pleasures for her, or for teaching her a lesson. If you try that in real life, you will be in breach of social norms, never mind the law. A kinky girl may merely ruin your reputation in the scene, while a vanilla girl will march straight to the police station.

A 70-year olf actor in Stornoway obviously hasn’t figured it out yet.

One of Stornoway’s leading thespians appeared in court yesterday accused of spanking a 21-year-old actress on the bottom after a private rehearsal.

“All pretty little girls deserve to be spanked once a day,” 70-year-old Frank Harrison, a former area chairman of the Scouts association, told Gemma Louise McGhee as he put her over his knee.

Ms McGhee, who said she viewed Harrison “as a grandfather figure”, reported his actions to the police and he appeared at Stornoway Sheriff Court charged with assault

(Link via paulsez.)