Last night on the chat-show The Kumars at No. 42 they had an interview with Gordon Ramsay, the incredibly bad-mouthed celebrity chef. Meera Syal (as always, suitably nutty in her role as Granny Kumar) told him:
You’re a grown man, but you’re also like a naughty little boy. I’d love to put you over my knee… but it needs replacing.
Now, there’s a problem that’s easy to solve. Why not tawse him instead?