Prince William the spanko?

Remarkably, it’s 25 years to the day since the “fairytale wedding” of Lady Diana Spencer and HRH Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor, Prince Of Wales, Duke Of Cornwall, Duke Of Rothsay, Count Of Chester, Count of Carick, Baron Of Renfrew, Great Steward Of Scotland, Lord Of the Isles. (Yes, really).

One of Diana’s qualifications for a royal marriage was supposedly that she could arrive at the altar in pristine virginal state. I’m given to wonder whether the same criteria are being applied to Prince William’s apparent beloved, Kate Middleton.

Miss Middleton is rather cute. If sex is not an option, the heir-to-the-heir-to- the-throne presumably has to find alternative ways of ‘entertaining’ her on their holidays together, without actually doing the deed that might debar her from a role as a future Queen.

Now I don’t want to start any scurrilous rumours, but I can’t therefore help but wonder whether spanking forms part of William’s must-not-have-sex repertoire? Now there’s a image to bring to mind the next time you see a tabloid snap of the young lady in question.

PS if you hear tell of a spanking writer thrown into The Tower for High Treason in the next day or two, that’ll probably be me.

3 thoughts on “Prince William the spanko?

  • 4 February, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    Oh my, I just saw your theory about Miss Middleton having her bottom turned red. Absolutely delightful! Abel, please e-mail me [address removed]

  • 15 May, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    If Prince Charles had spanked Princess Diana good and hard with a cane on their wedding night maybe she would be alive to-day. Now that he is married to Pamela Parker Bowles, now the Duchess of Cornwall, I hope he took her britches down, the horse-woman she is , and whipped her bare bottom good and proper. 25 strokes, would be a great start to be applied to her to naked derriere. And many more there after. As for his son Willism. William could watch his father, take care of Pamela mature bare bottom, and he could do likewise to Miss Middleton, give her a well-deserved caning. And put both of these very naughty women into their respective corners, to contemplate their humiatiating experience.

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