Spanking in space

It seems that Virgin Galactic, who are planning on launching the world’s first space-tourism service in a couple of years’ time, have decided to exclude three groups of customers: those under 16, anyone with heart problems… and women with breast implants.

Apparently the silicon could explode. I am *so* glad they thought of that before they fired their first ‘enhanced’ porn star into space…

Makes me wonder about spankings in zero gravity. How: it would be tough to catch one’s girl to spank her. If: a spanking in space could hurt. Whether: any astronauts have ever succumbed to kinky temptation and experimented.

If any of you are rich enough to afford a ticket, please can you report back on your findings?

5 thoughts on “Spanking in space

  • 14 October, 2006 at 10:11 pm
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    I saw a programme recently which tested silicone implants to several G’s and found the ammount of expansion was minimal and would never amount to an explosion, so I wonder if Virgin did their own research or are just being super cautious!

    Glad there wouldn’t be any children on board, I have been stuck with them kicking the back of my seat and crying constantly more than enough thank you and if I ever take a trip to space I really wouldn’t want that experience repeated!

    As for the zero gravity spankings:
    How: Would be great fun however tough! :)
    If: If the spankee felt no pain at least the spanker would find their pride hurt just a touch 😉
    Whether: I would like to think so…but doubt it :(

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  • 15 October, 2006 at 6:22 am
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    You watch the strangest TV programmes, Sarah :-)

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  • 15 October, 2006 at 8:21 am
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    Erm, yes… I thought that even as I wrote about it :( Have been trying to remember what it was, but to no avail. They put the implants into decompression chambers and everything, in lifelike dummies too – it was very thorough!

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  • 15 October, 2006 at 3:30 pm
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    Hmm… well, you could restrain the bottom, I suppose, but when the top swung his arm wouldn’t s/he go tumbling backward through the room?

    The force of smack would push him backward, at least. *giggling at the though*

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  • 15 October, 2006 at 6:39 pm
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    Hmm. Maybe the spankers have to slide their feet into special spanking boots bolted to the floor right next to a restraining frame for the miscreant?

    Two-way space bondage!

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