A shower moment
Posted by Abel on 30 Oct 2006 at 07:42 am | Tagged as: Perverting Reality
I’ve just installed a new shower curtain. (Don’t laugh - that’s as advanced as I get when it comes to home maintenance). It’s covered in relevant words: “cleanse”, “purify”, “energise”, “refresh”, “invigorate”, “revive”.
I was reflecting that they’d missed a couple of the obvious phrases such as “wash”, “water”, “soap”, “clean the bath after you’ve used it, Haron, or else”. And it occured to me that it’s not without precedent for girls to find themselves being showered during scenes in our house. So I started reflect on the words that I want to add, for pre-punishment showers:
“Tremble”
“Flinch”
“Worry”
“Squirm”
“Cover”
“Blush”
…that sort of thing. I should go into shower curtain manufacturing: I could make a fortune.
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Funny list you’ve got there! I suggest you write them yourself…
I know about the cleaning shower business - I almost always clean it, but sometimes, waiting for the damn water to disappear takes so long… and I hate pieces of hair… of any kind, inclusing my own, that do not stand on my head or some other head. hehe So cleaning it is sooo disgusting! ewww!!
Hugz,
Kay
Now how would we explain some of those phrases to any vanilla friends who happened to come and stay, Kayley? Might make for an interesting conversation or two, though, and the idea of scribbling on the shower in permanent marker does have a certain appeal! (No, Haron, you may NOT).
Oooh! How about a shower curtain that all visitors could add their own phrases to? The vanilla visitors would still get their interesting conversations as well as a first rate insite into the happy world of spankers. I think it would do them the world of good
Or… with your words added -
“Tremble”
“Flinch”
“Worry”
“Squirm”
“Cover”
“Blush
…they might just think the hot water was off! lol!
Abel, if it comes to ‘explaining’, don’t! Just ‘demonstrate’! hehe
Hee. I’d buy one. Just to see my handle!
Oh, I soooo want to deface the shower curtain. Every morning, your comments are making me giggle as a shower!
I reckon Sarah’s suggestion of a graffiti-style shower curtain could be a real winner. Coming soon to a supermarket near you! (Any entrepeneurs out there?)
Kayley: I had a couple of (male, decidely unattractive!) business colleagues in mind when I was thinking about visitors. I think I’ll pass on your suggestion!!!
And as for handles, FlinchFlower - another option, of course, would just to be to list the names of one’s favourite spanking bloggers on the curtain. Now that might spark some interesting thoughts!