So, Irish rockers U2 decide to release their a compliation. They call it ’18 Singles’, since (as you may be able to predict) it comprises their 18 best singles.
However, as the BBC News site comments:
“Brilliantly, the UK version of the CD has a bonus track – which instantly renders the album’s title nonsensical.”
I’m picturing a young female executive at their record company, spread-eagled over the boadroom table for a whipping this afternoon.
Henceforth, whenever I give a girl “six of the best”, I think I should include a bonus stroke.
…says he, reflecting momentarily on a rather intense scene this past weekend when a young lady’s defiant attitude resulted in her six being of the *very* best, as she was held in position.
So this is the thought I’ll take to work with me today… Lovely *sigh*
” ….when a young lady’s defiant attitude resulted in her six being of the *very* best, as she was held in position”
Oh, and this one too…
“I’m picturing a young female executive at their record company, spread-eagled over the boadroom table for a whipping this afternoon.”
Fantastic! Merci Beaucoup!
Dearest Abel: You are an enigma. Adorable one minute, terrifying the next. Every woman’s dream. That’s why you have a cyberspace harem. If I were Haron I’d be keeping that door locked too!
Sarah – I hope I didn’t distract you from your work?! Or make you look at any boardroom tables with a glint in your eye?
Rob – I’m happy with harems wherever they care to show up, in cyberspace or in real-life!!! (Thank you for a lovely comment).
Abel – I’m a skilled multi-tasker, kinky thoughts and work go hand in hand with each other in my world and I wouldn’t have it any other way! Working in a two person Company means our need for a boardroom table is limited so the glint in my eye is on hold for now, but I can wait!
Oh look, Abel’s hat is about to rip in the seams…
I think that might be my fault. A thousand apologies. What’s his hat size? – I’ll have a replacement sent right away. LOL