Haron just wandered into my office straight after taking a shower. Now, I never can resist a cute, naked woman, and an inevitable swatting followed. Literally: with our leather fly-swat.

After a few whacks, my darling wife commented:

“That doesn’t hurt”

Whilst she’s often given to provocation, that just about wins the prize for “silliest thing to say to a man wielding a spanking implement”. The remaining few did, of course, perhaps more than she would have liked. She’s now standing next to me rubbing her backside ever-so prettily.

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