The picture above may seem slightly risque to you, but it comes from “The Times”, so that makes it OK. Right?
The incident, captured on camera phone, was described in the paper thus:
The woman left a supermarket with three legs of lamb and tried to get away from staff chasing her over a fence. When they grabbed her legs she pulled her trousers off, showing she had no underwear.
Try and guess what Abel thinks is an appropriate punishment for her! I’ll give you a hint:
P.S. If I owe you an email – terribly sorry, but I’m so, so, so busy. I’m making something cool for the blog, though, which should make up for it in the end.
I do hope that you would want to hear her story first Abel. After all she stole 3 legs of lamb – there have to be mitigating circumstances. But then I can hear you saying “BUT rules are rules.” and “The compassionate thing to do is nip this sort of behaviour in the bud.”, not to mention “It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it.” Is that the general idea?