Picture of a woman dropping her trousers in front of a security guard - from Abel and Haron's Spanking Blog

The picture above may seem slightly risque to you, but it comes from “The Times”, so that makes it OK. Right?

The incident, captured on camera phone, was described in the paper thus:

The woman left a supermarket with three legs of lamb and tried to get away from staff chasing her over a fence. When they grabbed her legs she pulled her trousers off, showing she had no underwear.

Try and guess what Abel thinks is an appropriate punishment for her! I’ll give you a hint:

picture of a the same bare-bottommed thief as above, only with some cane stripes photoshopped onto her - from Abel and Haron's Spanking Blog

P.S. If I owe you an email – terribly sorry, but I’m so, so, so busy. I’m making something cool for the blog, though, which should make up for it in the end.