You may have noticed that we’re forever coming across things that spark our pervy interest. Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, we’ve now pulled some of these together onto our very own Amazon bookstore. Kinky things for kinky people, as it were. Head on over and have a look!

We get a few meagre cents back from Amazon if you buy anything, too. (So order now: if we don’t make a million before Christmas, Haron gets whipped). (Joke).

We’d welcome your suggestions, too, for things to add to the site.