One of my favourite re-occurring fantasies is to suffer through piano lessons held by a strict tutor, who would alternate between slapping my palms with his ruler (because piano teachers all have rulers, of course), taking me over his knee for a bare-bottom spanking, and making me bend over with my hands on the piano stool for six of the best. Not if I played well, obviously.

So, you can imagine, I got quite a jolt out of discovering the existence of the movie “The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T”, which features (according to Wikipedia) -

the surreal Terwilliker Institute, where the piano teacher is now a madman dictator who has locked up all non-piano-playing musicians in a dungeon and constructed a piano so large that it requires Bart and 499 other enslaved boys (the aforementioned 5,000 fingers) in order to play it.

…But does he spank them? Does he smack their hands with a ruler? Does he? Does he?