Abel’s parents went on a cruise, and among the things they brought back for us was a carved wooden figurine of a bear sitting at a desktop computer.

The bear’s forepaws, attached to a system of strings and bolts, are supposed to tap-tap-tap on the wooden keyboard when you move him about in a certain way.

Only, the bear isn’t working quite right. He refuses to type with both forepaws. There he sits, grinning into his wooden monitor, his bear bottom planted firmly on his wooden chair… and he types one-handed.

We suspect, we have a fair idea what he’s typing, and what kind of sites he visits.

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