I’ve been sorting out our collection of implements, which had started spilling out alarmingly across the floor on my study at home. So off-putting to be disciplining a girl and to say “just pick a cane up from the pile on the floor”, rather than being able to turn to a carefully-sorted collection…
So, sort it I did. And whilst sorting it, I decided to photograph it. I thought some of you might be interested: a few out of sympathy for Haron’s backside, and rather more with rather meaner motives.
I’ll post the photos over the next few weeks:
- 12 canes
- 11 tawses or straps
- 12 whips and belts (plus one other item that crept in for wont of a better home)
- 8 paddles
- 10 crops
- 14 miscellaneous household items purchased specifically for illicit purposes 😉
That makes 67 implements. And that excludes anything we own that wasn’t purchased explicitly as a spanking toy but that gets abused (such as hairbrushes), or anything that we’ve made (such as locally-cut birches), or (of course) hands.
Now, I wouldn’t want any of the implements to feel neglected. Let’s say they should each be used at least thrice a year. That works out at about four punishments for Haron per week.
Seems reasonable to me.
Anyway, more to follow in due course! Who knows, I might even let readers vote as to which implement they’d like me to use from each set, and get Haron to write about the results…
Very cruel, but it’s hard to sound TOO intimidating when the list resembles the 12 days of Christmas. If you resort a bit you could almost make it… Correct me if my math is wrong but I think you need eleven more implements to sing the whole song. I see a goal for the year! (Sorry Haron)
Just a thought… if you were an implement and were only used three times a year, do you think you wouldn’t feel neglected? I think you are expecting your implements to have a very high level of basic self-esteem lol
Abel: You know I think you’re terrific, but seriously, my dear, you need to be thinking about getting out of the house. I know it is frightfully cold and dull at the moment over there but what about donning coat, hat and gloves and taking yourselves for some long brisk walks to burn off some of that spanking energy?? Who knows – in this way we may be able to get it down to 3 thrashings a week – which seems altogether more reasonable. (PS to hell with the ‘feelings’ of the implements!!)
Yes, please, pictures, please! *gasping in the most inappropriate fashion*. You must have been collecting all of your life.
The temptation is great, so I am careful with not overdoing that – I try not to have things which are too similar and I am careful not to burden myself with stuff…
I have to say that my next purchases or acquisitions will be somewhere along the lines of restraints and such, or dress-up. As to the spanking tools, I may still need something rubber. Any suggestions?
In fact, may I share my collection here:
http://kinkyfarmwife.blogspot.com/2007/01/complete-overview-of-ambers-collection.html
As to frequent thrashings, I’m all for it (although maybe not nearly with Abel’s intensity, from what I hear). We try hard to get me whipped, caned, strapped, or paddled every night and sometimes day.
Amber: Remember the little girl in ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’ who indulged excessively in her glutinous delight for bubblegum? In spite of warnings of her fetish she ate one too many, and blew up into a big ball and flew away….perhaps absence (or should I say abstinance) might make the heart grow fonder??
Rob – LOL, I don’t think so :). Why, are you jealous :)?
Ambr: Giggle, giggle. How did I know that is what you would say?? Not jealous. I’ve got a pretty good thing going here. Just food for thought. I always enjoy reading your perspective.