Workplace Flogging
Posted by Haron on 16 Feb 2007 at 07:31 am | Tagged as: Real-Life Spanking, Startles
Occassionally I do some work for Abel’s business. Yesterday one of the guys wrote to him wondering why I hadn’t sent him a file he had supposedly asked for a week ago. Having never seen the original request, I just shrugged and mailed the file - but in the meantime, Abel and The Guy had the following conversation:
ABEL: Just checked - she hadn’t had the note. Good thing: I don’t like having to flog the staff…
GUY: Fibbing as well as ignoring requests from colleagues…someone is having a bad influence on her!
ABEL: A flogging it is, then…
Can you sue your own husband for sexual harrassment in the workplace? Or would this just lead to further corporate corporal punishment?
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Haron: Welcome to my nightmare. Work on the basis that all ‘errors’ are yours, and there will be consensus!! LOL
And who might that bad influence be, I wonder?
Rob - that about sums it up, and so neatly, too!
Pandora - I couldn’t possibly comment.
I wonder… if I use an implement for the flogging, would that make it tax-deductible?
Well it depends on the implement really. A belt could be part of the clothing required to do your job; perhaps a cane could go down as a walking stick assuming you could prove an injury; a ruler is easy - part of your stationery requirements, and you would certainly have a receipt for that….
What am I doing encouraging you????
Or just put it down in the misc. supplies section on the tax form and hope for the best…. and if that turns out to be an ‘error’ well Haron’s in trouble isn’t she?
I’m pretty sure that husbands and wives can’t actually sue each other under British law. In the same way as they still can’t be compelled to give evidence in a court of law against each other.
But there must be some advantages to working for one’s husband surely. A pay packet? Well no. Flexible working hours? Sort of if you consider being on tap 24 hours flexible. Perhaps the advantages come in the form of fringe benefits? Like
a flogging for any ‘errors’. How lucky, lucky, lucky we are………..
Abel - you probably can, but you are going to have to depreciate it, since it’s gonna last you for some time.