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Posted by Abel on 24 Feb 2007 at 02:05 pm | Tagged as: In the Neighbourhood
Searching Google earlier, as one does, for spanking references, I uncovered a sweet little tale on a vanilla blog of a narrowly-avoided school paddling.
Cute author Melissa describes an incident at school in Florida:
“When you got in trouble you got sent to the principal’s office and you got whooped on the butt with a big wooden paddle.
Fortunately, I never got whooped. I came very close. This creepy little boy named Shane constantly bothered me everyday. One day I got pissed off and, for some bizarre reason, took it out on his sidekick, Timothy, by tearing up his classwork. Well, our teacher, Mrs. Garvin… sent us all to the principal’s office. Fortunately, the principal asked us if we thought we should get paddled and our protests saved our little heinies.”
Talk about asking a question with an obvious answer. I shan’t be adopting that approach with Haron, rest assured.
Despite one other entry where Melissa complains about an incorrect weather forecast as being “another case of a weatherperson that needs to be severely flogged”, the blog is vanilla – but very, very sweet.
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Yes, such outcomes only seem to occur in the vanilla world. In kinkyville, such questions seem to take another turn. This morning, for example:
He: Do you think you deserve a spanking?
Me: No, because………………….
He: Well if you had agreed I wouldn’t have
spanked you, but since you disagreed…….
See what I mean?
Rob - you don’t think he realises that you might sometimes *want* to be spanked, do you?
Sssssshhhhhh… your secret’s safe with us.
Abel My Dear: As he so often reminds me, a secret is not a secret until you tell somebody. You just told 5,000 people, so something tells me it is not a secret anymore. Buggar! And I thought I was being so subtle……… (PS Nothing, I mean, NOTHING is more difficult than a woman who NEEDS to be spanked, not getting a spanking. A situation to be avoided at all costs, as he will attest!!)
Funnily enough, we were having a great (wine-fuelled) philosophical debate on this yesterday with friends. If person A has a secret, and tells it to person B but swears them to secrecy too, is it still a ’secret’?
PS waaaaaay more than 5000 people, my dear
A secret becomes a secret WHEN you tell someone. Hence, if Person A tells something to Person B, that’s when it becomes a secret. (PS I knew Philosophy 1A would come in handy someday. And they say these Arts degrees are a waste of time!!
By the way, thanks for clarifying the numbers who now know my mind intimately. I feel SOOOOOOOO much better!)
We already knew anyhow… why else would you be here?
Abel….. how many people?
I’m sure all 5000+ can keep secrets… (if it is still techniqually a secret)
Sarah - we’ve had about two million hits, if you include this blog and my stories site. That’s plenty enough to find out about any secrets
Abel - I’m impressed, and also very happy to be one of the people who’s visited both sites once or twice… or so!