To an IMAX theatre, donning silly coloured spectacles to watch a 3D movie on an immense screen the height of four double-decker buses. We found ourselves on safari deep in the heart of Africa.
The 3D effects really are quite stunning. Objects appearing with vivid clarity and form, as if in touching distance.
Objects such as the extremely pert backside of the exceptionally cute conservationist who was driving the Land Rover.
I lost all concentration on the wildlife for a good few minutes, plunged into reveries about the type of 3D film that I would really like to see. If anyone who makes spanking movies is reading this, I beseech you to invest in the technology, no matter how expensive.
I have a feeling 3-D spanking movies will have to wait until there is a viable HOME entertainment center for 3-D. Of course that’s just for the genuine pervy type… maybe you can convince someone to turn one of the mainstream books on your amazon site into a movie a little sooner. Personally I think Orphans of Chaos would make a wonderful 3-D movie…
Sounds more fun than the film I saw. It was a dive to the wreck of the titanic, and I shared a submarine with a selection of very ugly men, each of whom had a huge out of control beard that resembled a privet hedge. Most unerotic!
Abel: You’re good! You enjoyed her extremely pert backside, even whilst she was driving the Land Rover. Is that possible?? Did you happen to notice the lions, giraffes, tigers, hippos that you were MEANT to be paying attention to?? I suspect the producers didn’t say, “Let’s make an expensive 3D movie about Africa, and let’s get a girl with an extremely pert backside to drive the Land Rover to keep the pervy guys interested…… (PS I’m laughing even if you’re not! Oh come on…it’s Friday evening and I’ve had my first few glasses of wine for the week!!)
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