Syracuse University’s student newspaper, The Daily Orange, in 2003:

Forty Syracuse University students participated yesterday in a rock, paper, scissors tournament in the Shaffer Art Building. The event was the first of its kind at SU

So far, so vanilla. But read on…

Male competitors comprised the majority of the crowd, but a few brave females also decided to step up to the table.

“I just got out of class, and I decided to compete because I like to win,” said Sarah Elizabeth Witt, a senior film major in the College of Visual and Performing Arts. “My strategy is to distract the other person by spanking them.”

Witt, who was “selling non-competition spankings for a quarter”, was eliminated in the first round.

I wonder… Elizabeth, if you happen to be reading, do say hi!

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