A Spanking Writer Among Vanillas
Posted by Haron on 17 Apr 2007 at 11:16 am | Tagged as: Other Stuff
I’m spending much time hanging out with my childhood friends. It’s the first time in months that I’ve been around vanilla people for days at a time.* I’m not used to this any more.
Obviously, when I’m with kinky friends, spanking isn’t the only thing we ever talk about - yet, it’s always there, like a comfortable background tune. This has been the only type of communication I’ve known recently. Coming to the UK to study, I needed to make a whole new set of friends, and I’ve consciously stuck to the spanking scene.
Thus, returning to Kiev, I find that I’ve forgotten how to communicate with people who are not only vanilla, but also chaste, fresh and unknowing. Even the saucy japes we throw at each other are of an innocent kind. We blush when we swear; we don’t talk of sex, but whisper. Most of the time, conversations are not just vanilla, but sexless: life, memories of school, work.
When you make a living writing erotica, it’s kind of hard to discuss work with your childhood friends. They know, but they don’t really want to know the details.
I love my friends in all their chastity. They do baffle me, though.
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* Note to t’Larien: of course, I don’t mean you, dear. But you really are the only kinky childhood friend I have!
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While I have never, and probably will never, discussed spanking with my vanilla friends, I did have a rather odd experience a few weeks ago. I was helping an old friend (I’ve known her since grade school) move into a new apartment. As I was pulling things out of her trunk, I noticed something odd in the very back of it and pulled it out. It was a cane. I asked her what it was (as if I didn’t know) and she simply blushed, said something about it being her boyfriend’s and changed the subject.
Lesson… Perhaps my vanilla friends aren’t as vanilla as I think.
Good point: sometimes they really aren’t.
I’ve been through all this with my friends, though, and they really are that vanilla. *sigh*
*sigh* that’s unfortunate.
Haron: Later on, when you are “ancient” (thanks Wanda) the vanillas will skirt around such topics. Like today: a lunch for a friend whose husband has left her for a girl half her age. “Has he recently turned 50?” “Yes.” Friends share that knowing look. It would have been better to talk before, but nobody does. It’s like it’s not a focus, until it is the focus. Kinky people, as you know, are much more ‘in tune’ and I wish, more and more, that I could open up a dialogue with them, but it is not easy.
Of course, Wanda is now hoping for a dinner invitation from said old school friend plus boyfriend, just to see…!
I’m not so sure. I think that Wanda will have plenty of opportunity to meet up with a cane at home without visiting anyone!!!
Abel: The aforementioned old school friend and I have had enough “shared experiences”, I don’t think that one needs to be on the menu any time in the near future.
Rob: I’m not so sure, either. And I HOPE I don’t have to worry about one of those evil things in my home.
Wanda: Sometimes evil things can be rather nice! What odds could I get on you being the one who buys and brings a cane into your home?
I’m not the biggest fan of canes but I have single handedly amassed quite a collection of about a dozen of the evil things and am happy to share them with my man anytime he feels that I need to feel them!
Oh no, I won’t be bringing one into my home! I’ve seen the carnage they leave in their wake, and i’d rather not experience it first hand. *shudders*
Wanda: My very words once upon a time, but these things tend to take on a life of their own………
Rob: I’m waiting for it to show up as a response to my latest blog. Evil brute is asking for suggestions. *shudder* Good thing I have the ability to delete comments… *whistles innocently*
I would like all those present here to witness that I have just posted a comment to Wanda’s blog recommending a caning.
If it’s deleted, we’ll all know. As will her boyfriend.
Aren’t I helpful?
Oh what a dreadful web we weave when first we practice to deceive……
Abel: Thank you SOOOOO much for your suggestion. Luckilly, matters were handled before you got your vote in. And,if they hadn’t been… well…. your comment MIGHT have disappeared…