Spank That Man
Posted by Haron on 19 Apr 2007 at 09:31 am | Tagged as: Startles
One of those “Huh?” news stories for you. The Chinese are building what’s effectively a FemDommeLand: a town in which women are in charge, and disobedient men are spanked:
Shuangqiao district in China’s Chongqing will have a motto proclaiming its philosophy: “A woman never makes a mistake, a man must not refuse a woman’s request.”
Li Jigang, the town’s director of tourism, said: “In any tour group entering this town, female members would play the deciding role concerning shopping and other items of the itinerary … A disobedient man will be punished by kneeling on an uneven board or by washing dishes in a restaurant.”
…Tour groups? There are to be tour groups?
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I think Haron found her next vacation spot. Now she just needs to figure out how to get Abel there…
Why don’t we take a group? I’m sure the regular commentators on this blog would love to give Abel what for (evil grin)
Rapunzel: Might I suggest that the regular commentators of the blog manage rather successfully to get themselves into enough trouble without agreeing to tours where we might “spank that man”!!! Whilst it might have a certain momentary appeal, the repercussions (I’m picturing a little tour bus with about 10 women lined up outside it bent over touching their toes, and a man cutting down bamboo - readily available in China - muttering about disrespectful, naughty women and what happens to them) might not have us laughing quite so heartily.
I wouldn’t want to go “spanking the man” if that’s ok, I like the way the power exchange works for me and am quite happy being the spanked one… but I’d still like to go along on the tour for the ride, I quite like the touching toes bit in China so don’t forget me when the tickets go on sale
IMPORTANT NOTICE
THE SPANKING WRITERS - AN APOLOGY
We would like to apologise to our readers for an unfortunate error on our site. We published an item entitled “Spank that man” on 19 April. This led to discussions concerning potential spankings for (rather than by) Abel.
Clearly, due to a scheduling error, this entry appeared 18 days too late. Readers may rest assured that:
1) 2008’s April Fool’s entry will appear on the correct date
2) the culprit will be soundly spanking when she returns to the UK.
SIGNED
THE MANAGEMENT
You see what I mean Rapunzel?? Dear, you really should know better by now!!
T’wasn’t Haron’s doing, she never mentioned spanking Abel… Quite sure Megs and Rapunzel did know exactly what they were doing though by mentioning it, clever girls they are!
Me thinks he doth protest to much…
I picture him trembling in trepidation at the mere thought of it all… and then I laugh.
He protests Wanda, but not too much. He really does NOT want to be on the receiving end. Apparently got one stroke many moons ago (just testing, you understand) and howled like no girl has ever howled before. No latent ’switching’ tendencies there whatsoever !!!
Understandable. To be honest, I don’t think I could do it. I’d try and administer a spanking and start laughing at the ridiculousness of it all, since I am in no way “switchy”.
Hehe. I’m not switchy either, but I like giving an occassional whack to men who don’t like it. *evil cackle*
I did indeed know full well what I was doing. Fortunately, being in America, I feel fairly safe from Abel who I’m sure would otherwise be quite terrifying. I am also not a switch, but, like Haron, quite enjoy smacking tops who don’t like it. Of course that might be because of the natural result…
I wonder if Abel really thought that his ‘IMPORTANT NOTICE’ would put an end to the matter??
Of course Abel didn’t think his ‘IMPORTANT NOTICE’ would put an end to the matter… he knows us all too well for that, it did give me a good chuckle though, which is way up on my list of likes along with good old fashioned spanking!
ps … freudian slip?
2) the culprit will be soundly **spanking** when she returns to the UK.
SIGNED
THE MANAGEMENT
The record should note that it was SARAH who pointed out that Abel wrote ’spanking’ and not ’spanked’. This is particularly relevant as it pertains to the trip to China and repercussions of not only “spanking that man” but pointing out Freudian/or not errors on his blog.
I was only being helpful… you know, just in case Abel wanted to make sure his comments truly reflected what he “actually” wanted to say.
I still want to go to China with everyone, was thinking about it as I drifted off to sleep last night…lovely!
LOL I did mean ’spanked’, but am sure I can find a suitable girl to be on the receiving end of a spanking from Haron shortly after her return.
Megs - beware; I’m in the States next month; you’d better steer clear of Atlanta…!
Rob - I’m sure Sarah appreciates your helpful comment, landing her in trouble…!
Sarah - I often find myself ‘thinking about’ spanking before falling asleep, too!
A show of hands please for those who DON’T think about spanking as they fall asleep. Non-one?? I thought so!!