Reformatory birchings: the comeback

Oh, thank you, dear Times for cheering me up this morning after last night’s Greek tragedy. (Football, dear readers. Don’t ask. It’s too painful to discuss).

Their comment page leads with a phrase that is music to my eyes:

‘What we need is new borstal-style education.’

It goes on to praise the Conservatives’ call for “a ‘zero-tolerance’ approach to school discipline” and demand the re-introduction of reform schools.

Now, I am a modest man. I hesitate to take credit in this instance. But the evidence really is overwhelming: they just have to be taking inspiration from our blog!

And, dear policy makers, if you need to pilot the scheme, I’m happy to volunteer my services – and nominate a few of our readers to experience the new system.

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