From the previews for tomorrow’s episode of Doctor Who, it looks like he will be disguised as an ‘ordinary schoolteacher in 1912 England’.

We had great fun the other day discussing the adventures you might have if you land the TARDIS in a school.

Abel suggested that the Doctor’s assistant would need to infiltrate her mother’s old school. There she would find out why Mum was always so paranoid about her daughter wandering out of bounds: after a night-time monster chase, the girl is brough to the Headmaster for six-of-the-best.

Or how about this: the Doctor steals a girl straight from the bench in front of the Headmaster’s study. After many adventures, he returns her, but his usual sloppy driving makes him miss by a few months, and corporal punishment has been abolished. I quite like this one, actually…
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* I know, we’ve just been through this with Abel.