I’m in the middle of a few days post-conference break in Atlanta. What a lovely city: I’ve been extremely pleasantly surprised. A kinky friend joined me here for the weekend.

Our hotel room is up on the 63rd floor, with panoramic floor to ceiling windows. One does have to wield the cane with slightly more purpose to make a girl concentrate and avoid her being able to distract herself with the views below. I do hope that passengers in passing planes are not in the habit of surveying the city with binoculars…

PS I must apologise to the cleaning staff for the pair of handprints left on your nice, clean windows. You can rest assured that the culprit was soundly thrashed.