A big vote of thanks to Atlanta radio station DaveFM for the free paddles they were handing out to the crowds at the marvellous Virginia-Highland Summerfest last Saturday.

I’m sure they’d claim that the implements were intended to be used as fans to cool passers-by in the hot Atlanta weather, but we knew better… and a very effective device for a warm-up spanking they proved to be, too.

Dave FM paddle

My friend’s suggestion that the ‘FM’ designation meant that she should be the one using the new paddle on me was emphatically rejected.