Contemptible behaviour
Posted by Abel on 27 Jun 2007 at 10:14 am | Tagged as: Perverting Reality
How many times have I written, fantasised or played scenes in which a girl reports at the annointed hour for some well-earned judicial thrashing?
It’s only just occurred to me that a young lady facing such a predicament might be tempted to fortify herself before her appointment.
The court officials would smell the alcohol on her breath, of course. They would wait until the judge who had originally heard her case had a gap in his schedule for the day, and would take her before him.
Her insobriety would cost her dear, for the judge would not be amused. Her birching would be deferred for one week. “In the meantime you need to be taught the consequences of your contempt for this court.”
The court officers would be asked to detain her for the remainder of the day, until the judge had finished hearing the afternoon’s case. “And then you are to give her a cold shower to make sure she sobers up, before bringing her to my chambers so that I may punish her.”
He turned to the culprit. “I shall be giving you twenty strokes of the cane on the bare when we meet again later. I hope that the afternoon will give you sufficient time to reflect on your behaviour and anticipate its consequences.”
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Oh come on! Girls are more shrewd than that. A couple of painkillers a few minutes before the appointed time will dull the pain just as well and you, my dear, and all your cohorts, can’t prove a thing!!
Painkillers - would that work? I’m going to give it a try anyway but have my doubts as to their effectiveness, they seem to take an age to figure out I have a headache and to get round to removing it, I’m sure cane and birch strokes would be too fast for the painkillers to keep up with!
Lovely fantasy - hope you don’t mind if I borrow it sometime?
Sarah: Just between you and me, and not for Abel’s consumption, I don’t get much notification about canings, so I don’t really know if they would work or not….but I reckon they work pretty well for other painful experiences, like one’s waxing appointments, so I figure they couldn’t hurt. I might have used a little poetic licence earlier…but writers can do that, right??
This is such a prophetic post for today - one of my best friends is facing just such a predicament this evening and her top has banned her from drinking beforehand - no Dutch courage for her, poor girl…and the ban was imposed before this post went up, so I guess Abel can’t be blamed on this occasion! Although a tops’ conspiracy theory isn’t out of the question….
A friendly neighbourhood safety notice (not really to do with this entry, but more with the comments).
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, contemplate taking painkillers before playing a scene. If you are not fully aware of what damage your body is taking, you can do yourself an injury. Remember to use your safeword.
That is all.
(In addition, people say that painkillers thin the blood, which is not good for bruising. But I’m no doctor.)
Or alcohol. The thought of someone on either end of the implement not having their wits about them was a really scary way to start the day…..
I believe only aspirin-based painkillers would thin the blood…but I’m no doctor either.