Lonely Planet Guide to Spanking
Posted by Haron on 30 Jun 2007 at 09:41 am | Tagged as: Perverting Reality
Last night I caught myself having an oddest, perviest thought.
It was quite late, and I was tired, and I was shuffling books around, making space for more books. I picked up one of Abel’s travel books - a guide to Brussels, all glossy and nice - and leafed through it.
And realised that I was thinking, quite dismayed: “But it doesn’t have a section about spanking! Where do you go in Brussels to get a spanking? It just doesn’t say! Not very good for a travel guide…”
Indeed.
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Funnily enough, I had almost the same thought in Switzerland earlier in the week. Surely, I thought, most visitors would be curious to see the local selection of spanking implements and other ephemera. Isn’t it a logical section for every guide? Maybe we need to set some up… Not-Lonely Planet. Not-Quite-So-Rough Guides…
I’d be more than happy to be one of the roving reporters for your travel guides, testing out places and implements around the globe… my ideal job
Our local paper did a long report on where to get a spanking in my city. The reporter listed a dozen or so places to go…but alas I didn’t keep it, as I know where to get a spanking here, if you know what I mean. But I could find it in the archives for Sarah to save her at least one city around the world.
We could start here…
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THE SPANKING GUIDE TO NORTHERN ENGLAND
Any young ladies wanting a spanking in this area may feel free to contact Abel.
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Oh, hold on. This is supposed to be a blog, not a personals column. And anyway, I rather imagine Haron would find a longer queue waiting to warm her backside than I would of girls…
Oh Abel, are you cracking up already? Where is your self-esteem?