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We were listening to Wimbledon-related TV chatter the other day, when Abel asked: “Would you like to be spanked by John McEnroe?”
I considered it for about two seconds.
Yes, actually. Yes, I would. I imagine, he’d have quite a swing.
And don’t forget the back-hands. Mustn’t forget the back-hands!
Obviously, if Messers Federer or Agassi wished to apply instead, I wouldn’t refuse them either.
Minxette
July 7th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Omg – I would love to be dealt with by Andre Agassi!!! Thank you Haron, that thought will sustain me for the rest of the day! Mind you, I can certainly see the appeal of McEnroe too:
JM: Over my knee, girl!
Me: You cannot be serious!
JM And for your insolence, once we’ve finished here you can try out my cane swing too…
At which point I may as well be across his lap, since I’d be too weak at the knees to stand anyway
Abel
July 7th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
I must recount the tale of taking Haron to Centre Court at Wimbledon a few years ago. We had a lovely day – great tennis, strawberries, cream: the whole experience. But Haron was in no doubt about the highlight, ogling Mr Agassi’s backside with alarming unsubtlty every time he bent over to receive serve…
And thanks, Minxette, for meaning I’ll never hear reference to McEnroe’s catchphrase without thinking about you over a knee for a spanking! Mmmmmm….
gerrard
July 7th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Haron, I have had similar thoughts about Tracy Austin; I couldn’t see her taking much messing around, plus I love her accent!
Abel
July 9th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Gerrard – I rather fear that commenting about Ms Austin means you’re showing your age. Says he who shares said thoughts!
Anyone see the chemistry on court between the mixed doubles winners yesterday? Now there’s a spanking I’d like to see!
Rob
July 10th, 2007 at 8:34 am
Lucky I didn’t mention Ken Rosewell. You’d have me one foot from the grave!
gerrard
July 10th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
*takes out a shovel and starts to dig*. Thanks Abel, I hope I am not as old as you think, the lovely Ms Austin is a good few years older than me and still looks good. A couple of other things from this years Championships were that Tatiana Golovin got into a spot of bother with the officials for wearing red knickers – there is a part of me that would like to think that something else ended up red as a result. Secondly, Nicole Vaidisova in an interview, when asked what her favourite movie was replied in a mischievous way with Basic Instinct, and gave off a really cheeky giggle – bad girl!
Rob
July 10th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Gerrard: The phrase “Youth is wasted on the young” comes to mind….but you might be the exception to the rule!! LOL
Abel
July 11th, 2007 at 7:04 am
Gerrard – were I truly pervy, I would be imagining a slightly different outcome for Ms Golovin, in which the umpire noticed her improper attire early in the first set and required her to remove the offending article before continuing play. Or she might be required to adopt the following pose:
http://www.fedcup.com/shared/medialibrary/image/gallery/FC_1561_gallery.JPG
Rob – how I agree with your quote. The youth (or at least, those into spanking) should be sent to their elders immediately…
Rob
July 11th, 2007 at 8:25 am
Abel: Yes, Abel. Of course, Abel. That’s exactly what I meant Abel. (Oh brother!!)