He’s Got it All Backwards

Sometimes, the most bizarre stories pop up on my news-reader. Take this gossip column about Prince Harry:

Last week, it was claimed Harry had spent the night in bed with a blonde barmaid after getting drunk in a sleazy club. Katherine Smith claims the 22-year-old prince took her back to his rented house before dressing in a blue and orange sarong, taking off his underwear and spanking her bottom.

Hang on a minute. He was wearing a sarong? His underwear came off? But it was her bottom that got spanked?

Somebody shoud tell him that when people talk about a bare-bottom spanking, they usually mean the spankee’s bottom.

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