The missing spanking phrases

A competition for you… I was idly browsing for inspiration last week, and was surprised at how many spanking-related phrases turned up no results whatsoever on Google. Here’s ten that I tried that were sadly absent from existing web pages:

“the girl was tied to the mast and flogged”
“the headmaster caned the girls soundly”
“he placed her over his knee and spanked her”
“the tawse cracked down on her outstretched hand”
“report to my study to be punished”
“the headmistress will cane you now”
“I will not tolerate lax discipline in this school”
“she bent over his desk for a paddling”
“he tawsed the girl in front of the entire school”
“the punished girl needed comforting”

So, over to you. Any other spanking-related phrases that you feel need introducing to the web for the first time?!

5 thoughts on “The missing spanking phrases

  • 16 July, 2007 at 10:05 am

    What a fun game! So I tried:

    She steeled herself for the first stroke….
    The Headmaster confronted the wilful girl….
    The Sahib awaited the repentant girl…
    The disciplinarian swung his cane as he would his cricket bat…

    and I could go on for ages..having a blast…but if the pasta is to be al dente I better leave it at that.

  • 16 July, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    “She stepped out of her knickers and laid across his knee”
    “the riding crop struck again, turning her bottom a nice shade of red”
    “a good dose of six of the best, just what the doctor ordered”

  • 16 July, 2007 at 6:23 pm

    Um, exactly how many random rude phrases did you stick into Google to come up with this little lot?!

  • 16 July, 2007 at 9:11 pm

    Mmmmmm. Lots of inspiration here! Favourites from the lists so far – the first of Rob’s list, which is wonderful, and the second of Gerrard’s :-)

    And, Minxette, I tried 11, but decided to leave out “Minxette is a naughty girl who deserves a very sound caning, regularly” as I thought it was a little too specific for the list :-)

  • 19 July, 2007 at 8:58 am

    “I draped myself across his lap and awaited the thwack of his hand”

    “My arse cheeks flamed as he continued to beat me”

    “I wept as the flogger landed again on my welted back”

    This is a fun game!

    xx Dee


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