The email I got from Abel a few days ago (copied also to our friend Martha, who is coming up for the weekend):

School notice - [Name of our village] Academy

Girls are notified that there will be a full uniform inspection by their housemaster at 4.30pm this coming Saturday.

Any recent misconduct reported by other masters at the school will also be discussed at this time.

Hmm, my bottom is twitching just a bit…

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