An article in a Guardian magazing last weekend recommended that -

- to avoid paddling one side, try paddling over a short distance with your eyes closed.

Oh, yeah. It was an article on kayaking.

Please, Abel, do not try to paddle with your eyes closed. You won’t go much of a distance, anyway - though I might. Vertically.

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