To the German couple in room 766

Just because the adjoining door separating our rooms is locked, it doesn’t mean that your room is soundproof.

Yes, I have heard the slapping noises at regular intervals over the past 48 hours. Very clearly.

No, I don’t think you’re clapping something on the TV: it’s too regular, too drawn-out, and the plaintive little feminine yelps after each smack leave little to my experienced imagination.

Yes, young lady: when we emerged from our rooms at the same time and found ourselves waiting for the elevator together, I did think you’d look good in school uniform.

And yes, he is a lot older than you, isn’t he?

No, please don’t stop. I’m sure she deserves it.

And no, I’m sure she didn’t sit at all comfortably at dinner last night. And the restaurant had hard wooden chairs, you say? What a shame…

No, I’m sure you’re not enjoying being spanked. You doesn’t look like one of those perverts

You know, I can recommend just the place in Chinatown if you want to find a nice authentic local implement with which to stripe her – or I have a plentiful supply if you’d care to send her next door to ask politely for a caning.

And don’t worry: I won’t tell a soul.

PS We’re having great fun commenting on the drawing that Haron posted the other day – do click on the link and tell us what *you* think’s going on in the sketch!

15 thoughts on “To the German couple in room 766

  • 12 September, 2007 at 7:51 am
    Permalink

    That’s so kind of you to share. Perhaps you could slide it under the door. BUT I wouldn’t mess with the mature German fellow if I were you. He’s obviously having fun and may not be as good at sharing as you. :-)

    Reply
  • 12 September, 2007 at 8:35 am
    Permalink

    LOL I’ve no intention of messing with the German guy. But if his cute partner needs any post-spanking comforting, I’m standing by ready 😉

    Reply
  • 12 September, 2007 at 9:10 am
    Permalink

    :-O OMG. Seriously??

    That is SO COOL.

    Damn, Abel, maybe Haron’s right, you’re a spanking magnet!

    Reply
  • 12 September, 2007 at 9:19 am
    Permalink

    Seriously: she’s getting whacked on a regular basis. (And seriously in terms of willingness to offer post-spanking comfort, too!).

    Perhaps I should get one of the cheap T-shirt shops here to print me one with “Warning: girls in the vicinity of the wearer are liable to be spanked”?

    Reply
  • 12 September, 2007 at 9:47 am
    Permalink

    The challenge seems to be to offer your services whilst he is having a wee nap, and she is getting a bucket of ice but I have a feeling about this….I’ve got an image of the big bad giant chasing Jack down the beanstalk (I must suggest this to Abby whose rewriting fairy tales.)

    Reply
  • 12 September, 2007 at 9:49 am
    Permalink

    ….and take that t-shirt off!!

    Reply
  • 12 September, 2007 at 9:54 am
    Permalink

    Will it have “Mostly by me” printed on the back?

    Sorry to hear things aren’t getting any quieter – sounds like you’re making the most of a bad job though!

    Reply
  • 12 September, 2007 at 9:56 am
    Permalink

    Perhaps I should go for the more subtle plot if I’m to bump into her by the ice machine: “Comfort offered to freshly-spanked girls”?

    Reply
  • 12 September, 2007 at 10:02 am
    Permalink

    I’m in the middle of a stir fry but this is SO tempting…What about a little note you could slip into her hand as she passes by…’Hi. My name is Abel and I couldn’t help overhearing. I am just next door if I can be of any help.’, and then a lovely comforting sort of smile….

    Reply
  • 12 September, 2007 at 10:59 am
    Permalink

    I have to say, if this were Abel and I being overheard, and I got accosted by a dude in a creepy T-shirt, I’d probably whomp him with the ice-bucket. *g*

    Reply
  • 12 September, 2007 at 11:16 am
    Permalink

    LOL but I am far too careful for us to get overheard. (Or am I just too blase, these days?)

    Reply
  • 12 September, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    Permalink

    Abel – I’m wondering if the adjoining locked door has a keyhole and if so are you tempted to peep?

    Also… hope you’re not missing the sights of Singapore because of staying in the hotel and listening to the sounds of Singapore!

    I was next to some spankers in a hotel once and absolutely loved hearing them, mine was a travel lodge in the suburbs of Southern England though, not the glamour of the Far East!

    Reply
  • 12 September, 2007 at 8:06 pm
    Permalink

    Abel you should really make freinds, then you could do an forgin exachange trip like those langauge exchanged you do when you’re younger, only a spanking exchange trip!

    Reply
  • 13 September, 2007 at 12:55 am
    Permalink

    Sarah – OMG, I’m now reconsidering my comments about my usual caution in hotels, having read your comments about a travel lodge. If any of you stays in the newish Travelodge King’s Cross, be aware that the doors offer no soundproofing. I only realised this after dealing most thoroughly with a certain young lady a few months back!

    BTW, no, there isn’t a keyhole. Now, that’d be an interesting edition of something like The Moral Maze on Radio 4: “There’s an attractive lady being spanked. You know you’d be able to watch if you looked through the keyhole…”

    Evie… I’m not sure I’d have the courage to walk up to them and say, “Hi, I’ve heard your spanking play, can I join in?” That said, I really like the thought that trips where I *do* meet up with spanking friends should be classed as School Exchanges. Might make for an interesting declaration on some immigration forms…

    Reply
  • Pingback: The Spanking Next Door - Spanking Blog

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *