Today on ‘Punishment Book’
Posted by Haron on 17 Sep 2007 at 10:55 am | Tagged as: Real-Life Spanking
Those of you who feel like offering me condolences - or maybe simply revelling in my misfortunes - may want to check out my “Punishment Book” entry today: “The Repeat Offender”.
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I’d love to send condolences…erm…and revel in your misfortunes but really I just feel a little envious!
It’s funny how one simple sentence can do that to you, isn’t it? Same with me, if I’m irritated at someone you can try to punish me (not just cp either) but it just won’t work. I simply take it as a confirmation that I’m right in being irritated at that person. Anyway, my condolences and good luck with that coffee machine. This is why I don’t drink coffee
Oh dear… Poor Haron. Maybe Abel won’t let you off in future. (Whenever I ask to be let off, I got told ‘you’re not a firework.’)
Does that mean you’ll be absent mindedly rubbing your bottom every time you walk past the coffee machine for the next few weeks?
Thanks for sharing.
Simon
Sarah - Envious? Next time I forget about the coffee machine, I’ll offer you up as my whipping girl. How’s that?
Kate - Yup. Language matters
Simon - OMG, that firework line is a classic. I can just imagine the conversation ROTFL
Haron - I only said a LITTLE envious! Not sure I fancy the whipping girl role… or a cup of your special penicillin coffee for that matter! I just haven’t been spanked for what feels like years… only a few weeks really but withdrawal is starting to really get to me.
Poor Haron.. you know Abel could probably clean the coffee machine himself…xx
I hope the machine is pristine now ready to help with Abel’s jetlag, otherwise those souvenirs he brought back may be tested sooner rather than later!!!
H x
I would suggest a compromise. Drink tea instead.
Oh, then I suppose the teapot would need emptying of all those used-up leaves.
Never mind!
Poor girl, big hugs {{{Haron}}} Deserving it doesn’t make it any easier to bear; in fact it usually makes it harder.
All the same, fancy letting penicillin grow in your kitchen - you’d never catch me doing something like that (ahem, “science experiment”, ahem!)
This outpouring of sympathy will have Haron feeling sorry for herself!
I think the supportive comments should really have been to me, after all I had to go through… It’s tough being a top, you know.
Oh Abel, we all feel very, very sorry for you too, don’t worry. If you need a shoulder to cry on…
Oh sorry Abel - do you need some coffee and sympathy?
Or are we supposed to believe there is some truth in the ‘this is going to hurt me more than you’ line?
Simon
That is the biggest lie EVER!
Abel - all I can say is, HAH!
Haron - you have my sympathies. I’m also caught out by the same things over and over again, and it does get wearing. On a couple of occasions we’ve had to talk about it and re-adjust the rule and/or the punishment, or I just get resentful. E.g. with one rule we’ve just moved from cp to a set number of lines for each infraction, because knowing I was going to be spanked (or whatever) for it *agin* was just making me too cross with myself to be receptive.
Fortunately, M does *not* spank me for growing penicillin (well, fungus, really) in the kitchen, because I’m just strange enough to do it deliberately - in a closed and sealed container, of course!!