‘Thai singer denies affair with Thaksin’, proclaimed a local paper in Singapore last week. The story was helpfully illustrated with a photograph of Saranrat Withustthithada, the amazingly cute 20-year-old in question being hugged by the gentleman concerned. (Miss “…-hit-harder”? Really?!!!).

Former prime-minister of Thailand with his not-girlfriend - from Abel and Haron's Spanking Blog

The report explained (my italics):

‘A popular Thai singer denied yesterday that she had any sexual relations with former prime minister, and said she calls him “Dad” because of the moral support he gives her.’

ROFL.

Any speculative comments would be entirely inappropriate. (Billionaire former prime ministers doubtless have very good lawyers).

-------

Now you can buy a book of the best entries from "The Spanking Writers".