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Posted on 2 Sep 2007 - by Abel In: Startles

“Just don’t call us a school.” Whack!

From yesterday’s “Times”:

A Christian academy that smacks pupils as punishment cannot be closed down because it is not legally a school.

First thought: don’t we have a Human Rights Act these days?

Second thought: wanted – five more young ladies with 20 hours free a week.

Posted on 1 Sep 2007 - by Haron In: Startles

Paxman, Flashman… just cane me already

The film-maker Stephen Frears has recently lashed out at the (hot) journalist Jeremy Paxman for something or other, saying:

He’s like something out of Tom Brown’s Schooldays. Not Ned East either, not Tom Brown. He’s Flashman, a beating prefect.

Do you get a feeling Frears doesn’t like (hot) Jeremy Paxman?
I’m not convinced that being something out of Tom Brown’s Schooldays is a bad thing. (As long as you’re something out of one of the screen versions, not the book itself.)

Anyway, my fantasies of being caned by (hot) Jeremy Paxman are many and varied. If he wishes to role-play Flashman, I don’t mind.

But in fact, I think that Frears is very wrong. It’s not just that Flashman isn’t a prefect, but a bully from the Fifth. It’s that Paxman is more suited for the role of the real prefect, Brooke: the guy who canes you, and you feel better for it.

Um, yes, please.

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