The Spanking Writers

A final trip to the wonderful Victoria Institute. The Ross family were posted from the UK to Kuala Lumpur, despatching Rosemary “to a boarding school in the Scottish border region until she was nearly 16″. Thereafter, she was completed her education in Malaysia, where as a sixth former at the VI in 1960-61 she “was the school’s first and only British girl”.

Rosemary describes how she slapped a prefect who had taken her “to task for loitering in the Sixth Form Block at recess. I claimed I hadn’t known the rule which had come out the day previously (in my absence) and he called me a liar! I asked him to repeat it and he had the cheek to do so and I saw red! I was summoned by Dr. Lewis who was sympathetic to the aspersion cast on my honesty and integrity, but was obliged to hand me over to the prefects.”

“The School Captain, Chung Choeng Hoy, gave me Detention and 1000 lines - each one an apology for my sins. With several younger boys keeping me company I began them in Detention Class in some classroom near the prefects room but had to finish them elsewhere. I squeezed all of them on one side of A4 paper in the tiniest writing possible! How childish was that? Choeng Hoy was certain I had missed some and I told him to count them! I don’t think a girl had ever been sent to DC before and possibly no one from the Sixth Form! But it was true that the prefects were to be feared more than the Headmaster or the Senior Assistant!”

I have a rather different outcome in mind: “Miss Ross, how would a girl have been dealt with for such behaviour at your former school in Scotland?”

“With the tawse, Headmaster.”

“Indeed. And you will doubtless realise that we use corporal punishment here, too, for the most serious incidents of misconduct.”

“Yes, sir.”

And then she would have been told to bend over the desk, for four strokes across her skirt with Dr Lewis’s whippiest rattan. By far the most effective form of lines, methinks. Mr Ross might well have been rather displeased when she returned home from school, too.

Haron and I are due to visit Malaysia on holiday before very long. I think a browse round a bookstore or two (Educational History Section) may be in order.

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It’s September. Can you smell freshly-sharpened pencils? That’s because it’s the start of a new term in Lowewood Academy.

It’s a new term, a new school year; new characters are starting the Lower Sixth. Last year’s prefects have graduated, and the girls are now prefects themselves. The new Head Girl Jessica promises us -

Spanking, cold showers, games, short skirts, gorgeous girls, illicit drinking, evil Masters, sneaking out of school, leather straps, vigilant teachers, Lochgelly tawses, sweets, handsome and horny guys, girly gossip, standing in the corner, stockings, medical examinations, sadistic prefects and of course, the dreaded cane, are all in plentiful supply in this modern version of St Trinians (although the behaviour is probably worse!)

I’m quite proud of what we’ve done in Lowewood so far, you know. Each of the permanent writers has written enough for a small spanking novel, and with all the storylines put together, it looks like quite an epic.

When we started, I certainly hadn’t expected the level of detail we were going to go through, or the elaborate plotting that goes on behind the scenes. Or the gossip whenever somebody writes something outrageous, and the authors call each other up to say: “Have you heard? Gina snogged Laura!” Considering that neither Gina nor Laura are represented by a real person, the level of excitement this produces is rather amusing.

I’m looking forward to the next year. I hope you are, too. If you like Lowewood, tell your friends about it, OK?

Just as last year, when I was starting to write as Sylvie Barnable, I invite the readers to try and guess which new Lowewood character I have taken up. We’ve been blogging as the new pupils for a few weeks now, so go ahead, have a read, and take a guess.

EDITED TO ADD: It’s Ned Corwin. I decided it was time to follow the footsteps of Roald Dahl, and indulge myself in writing some M/m school stories - one of my guilty pleasures. I’ve never written F/m, but I’d like to give that a go as well. Lowewood is a very accommodating universe.

(Abel will continue his occassional posts as the school chaplain, Reverend Jenkins. Until he gets struck by lightning, I expect.)

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From yesterday’s “Times”:

First thought: don’t we have a Human Rights Act these days?

Second thought: wanted - five more young ladies with 20 hours free a week.

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The film-maker Stephen Frears has recently lashed out at the (hot) journalist Jeremy Paxman for something or other, saying:

He’s like something out of Tom Brown’s Schooldays. Not Ned East either, not Tom Brown. He’s Flashman, a beating prefect.

Do you get a feeling Frears doesn’t like (hot) Jeremy Paxman?
I’m not convinced that being something out of Tom Brown’s Schooldays is a bad thing. (As long as you’re something out of one of the screen versions, not the book itself.)

Anyway, my fantasies of being caned by (hot) Jeremy Paxman are many and varied. If he wishes to role-play Flashman, I don’t mind.

But in fact, I think that Frears is very wrong. It’s not just that Flashman isn’t a prefect, but a bully from the Fifth. It’s that Paxman is more suited for the role of the real prefect, Brooke: the guy who canes you, and you feel better for it.

Um, yes, please.

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