I discovered a wonderful money-saving technique today, which I feel I must share with other gentlemen whose young ladies are prone to drift into clothes shops.

Haron and I were out strolling. We chanced upon a selection of stylish garments in a sale. She picked out two pairs of trousers to try on… then realised:.

“But I can’t go into a communal changing room like this.”

‘This‘, in case you were wondering, was with a freshly striped backside. Very freshly. Very striped.

So now you know. Whip your girl soundly before heading towards the stores, and your wallet will be as safe as can be.