Clint Eastwood With a Whip Says…
Posted by Haron on 03 Oct 2007 at 01:00 pm | Tagged as: Startles
I saw this picture in the Times yesterday, and got really excited about it. We thought it was just crying out for a caption competition:
So, go on. What do you think he’s saying, mmm?
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(This is quite a co-incidence. We were at a famous market in Queensland last week and ‘the other half’ tried to embarrass me by getting into a long, technical discussion with a craftsmen about his bull whips. At another leather goods place he took me over and had me admire them and desperately wanted one. I said, ‘Sweetie, you go home with the bull whip or me. Make your choice.’ He, reluctantly left the bull whip on its stand.)
“Come with me, little hussy*.” Pause. “Now.”
* “hussy” may be replaced with a favorite naughty word of choice. Like ‘naughty girl,’ ‘young lady’, or ‘Haron’
“This is what happens to pony-girls who don’t behave…”
I think Sparkle’s winning right now… but it’s a close-run thing…