5 tips for Spanking on the London Eye

In the comments to the Alton Towers spanking post some folks wanted to hear more about my experience of getting spanked on the London Eye. (Which was a couple of years before we started the blog, so I hadn’t thought to write about it before.)

Spanking isn’t an equivalent of extreme ironing for me, or anything: I don’t seek out impossible places to get spanked at. Our house will do, though historic cottages with no neighbours around also appeal. It’s more that whenever we’re sight-seeing, and suddenly end up on our own, something clicks: “Hey, there’s nobody here! Time for an intimate moment!” So over his knee I go.
Having specified this, let me give you some tips for spanking in a London Eye capsule.

1. The queues are insane: pre-book your ticket. In fact, pre-book it even if you aren’t planning to do any spanking.

2. Go insanely early, on a weekday. Only then will there be a chance that you’ll get the capsule to yourselves. (We went after picking up an American spanko friend off her overnight Transatlantic flight. The sight-seeing was meant to keep her awake. I suppose, it did.)

3. Check out whether you can see into the capsule below you. This will give you an idea of how much folks above you can see into yours.

4. At some point on the way down the cameras on the ground will be taking your picture, so that they can try to sell it to you as you come out. Decide for yourself whether you want the spanking on the picture. Bear in mind that it will be displayed on the monitor above the sales assistant’s head. If you keep your trousers up, you probably won’t be arrested, but who knows…

5. Don’t go on the London Eye just to spank or get a spanking. There’s no guarantee you’ll definitely get your private capsule, and the disappointment may spoil what is otherwise a really cool ride.

Obviously, if you happen to get your piece of spanking action on the Eye, come and tell us all about it