The Updated Anthem
Posted by Haron on 26 Nov 2007 at 01:33 pm | Tagged as: Perverting Reality
The Times on Saturday reports with barely disguised pleasure the hilarity caused by the performance of the teams’ national anthems before England’s match against Croatia:
The singer [Tony Henry] … should have sung Mila kuda si planina, which translated roughly as “You know my dear how we love your mountains”. Instead he appears to have sung Mila kura si planina, which can be interpreted as, “My dear, my penis is a mountain”.
Film of the build-up to the game shows Croatian players and mascots giggling as Henry performs.
For some reason, I keep getting images of schoolgirls, mangled school songs and canings in assembly the following day.
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Ooooh *shudders* The number of times I messed up my school song… I bet I’d have got it right pretty quick if I was going to be caned! (Or maybe not, it depends!)
I’ve been reading this blog for the last couple of weeks but I’ve never left a comment before, mainly because I’m new to the whole idea of spanking and I’m a bit - a lot - scared to comment (I know, I know, it’s a computer screen, but what can I say, I’m a chicken). Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks because you’ve helped me understand a lot more about how I feel (and kept me entertained!) I’m still kinda figuring it out, but reading this blog has helped a lot. So thank you millions.
Oh, and something I came across the other day that you might like - I caught the end of some musical thing, you know those channel 4 ‘hundred greatest…’? And number 1 was Grease, so a bunch of peopele are talking about the film and one guy said thag in filming, Olivia Newton John was leaning over a table and one of the actors said to her ‘naughty little girls who bend over like that get into trouble’ and she said to him ‘well maybe naughty little girls who bend over like this want to get into trouble’. I was like ‘Whaaat!’ I’d have watched the whole show if I’d known it was going to be like that! I’ll never see Grease the same again.
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Smudge: What’s this about our Livvie?? She is adored here, held up on a pedestal, can do no wrong at all. That she might be into spanking, is just delicious. She still looks sensational.