Sunscreen needed
Posted by Haron on 27 Dec 2007 at 08:00 am | Tagged as: Other Stuff
I’m sure our names sound ridiculour to a foreign ear, but I had a juvenile giggle reading an article by a Malaysian journalist by the name of Dick Tan.
Ouch! Sunburn there would hurt; I hope he’s careful…
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I’m glad I’m not alone in having juvenile giggles at silly names and the like, for example the freezer section of the local supermarket always gets me as I walk past frozen spotted dick*
*A steamed suet pudding containing dried fruit
I’m not sure that freezing it would be a good cure for said journalist.
I did comment to Haron earlier that (using American terminology) I hope he has a wife called Fanny.
Sarah: At my old school they used to put the lunch menues on the walls of the class rooms, we wern’t allowed to have “Spotted Dick.” We used to get “Spotted Richard.” Oh dear.
Poor Richard! I had a spotted dick moment at the shops about half an hour ago, not just spotted Dick this time, but “Aunt Bessies Spotted Dick”, it was almost as if she was bragging in some perverse way
OMG, not only is Aunt Bessie actually a she-male, she also has some sort of weird ailment! Not something to brag about, I think…