I Get Abel’s Birthday Spanking
Posted by Haron on 28 Dec 2007 at 02:07 pm | Tagged as: Real-Life Spanking, Spanking Accessories
Abel’s 40 today (and he doesn’t behave a day over 14). *g* That’s quite a few birthday smacks for yours truly… Oh, dear.
Luckily for me, we had to leave our assorted canes in storage at our previous hotel. Unluckily for me, this hotel has provided us with brand-new rubber beach flip-flops. Abel hasn’t worn his at all; apparently, from the moment he saw them he knew that one of these would be perfect for his birthday spanking.
I have rarely been spanked with anything that looked so fearsome, and hurt so little! Even though I’d managed to earn extra strokes (for missing out the year 1999 in my count, for example), my biggest problem throughout the spanking was a violent attack of the giggles. I suppose, it did start to sting a bit once we got into the new millennium, and the one to grow on was quite ouchie… but a terrible ordeal it was not.
And that’s fine, you know. After all, birthdays are for laughing, being happy and eating cake, right?
Happy birthday, my lovely husband
PS Abel’s just read that the arrangements for the poolside buffet on New Year’s Eve include ‘viking style seating’. He’s wondering whether he’ll be expected to join in the raping and pillaging, or whether he’ll just be able to punish any girls who try to escape.
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Happy Birthday Abel…. I do like it when people start catching me up! Hope you have a wonderful day and year ahead, as I’m sure you will with Haron by your side, I mean to say… how could you not?
Glad it was a happy, giggly birthday spanking, hope the cake matches up!
I’m curious to find out what viking style seating is… and also how Abel gets on, is it raping and pillaging or just the punishing escaping girls, if indeed any of them do try to escape!
Happy birthday Abel! Surreally I just emailed Rapunzel to find out the date - and here it is! Have a fab day.
I too am intrigued by viking style seating. Will you all be in longboats perhaps?
You would think he would be grateful you missed out a year, because that means he is a year younger! There’s just no pleasing some people.
Happy Birthday Abel! Good luck with the raping and pillaging…
Happy Birthday Abel! I’m a little confused though- did the vikings ever make it as far as Malaysia?!
Happy birthday Abel
Forty is such a nice round number for a birthday spanking! And always nice for a number to be divisible by 6, I think
I’m having a great image of your viking longboat adrift on the hotel pool! The raping and pillaging is even more interesting - good luck!!!
Abel… I think Martha needs a maths lesson next time you meet!
Ah. Oh. Bollox….
I used to be good at mental arithmetic! Guess Abel’s not the only one getting old!
I feel really touched by all of your kind wishes. Thank you all so much.
And as for Martha, I can only assume she was kindly suggesting that I was 35 again, making a divisible-by-six 36 whacks including the one for luck!
Happy Birthday Abel!!! But isn’t the birthday boy supposed to get a spanking?!?
Clearly there’s no point giving me numerical whackings any more, counting is lost on me!
Many happy returns of the day to both of you!