Porn. With added stripes.
Posted by Abel on 15 Jan 2008 at 09:11 am | Tagged as: Other Stuff
A frank discussion with kinky friends recently concerned our early porn-reading days as teenagers. How I enjoyed some of those long summer holidays from school – parents safely out of the way, pocket money in hand and the local newsagent’s top shelf just in reach!
It did seem that I had a rather unusual approach to my porn-reading, though. You see, browsing naughty magazines for me involved the use of a red pen. Pictures of delectable backsides soon became adorned with hand-drawn stripes, as I pictured the canings and whippings that the scantily-clad (nay, often completely unclad) young ladies would have received. “Readers’ Wives” became “Spanked Readers’ Wives”; “Penthouse” transmuted into “Jailhouse” and “Men Only” (a particular favourite) metamorphosed into “Strict Men Only”.
And that was before I’d realised that I was kinky, or even what “kinky” was.
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Were your hand drawn stripes perfectly parallel Abel, or random? Just wondered…
Lol Pedanticly kinky drawing… I remember a time when the height of exitement was to take the porn magazines off the top shelves and put them with the Barbie Magazine. This is what happens when lock bored teenage girls up without any boys!
LOL Evie I did that too! Great minds obviously think alike…
I want Spanked Barbie! They should totally make one of them.
OMG that is *such* a good plan! I can see her flying off the shelves. That or we could just improvise with a normal barbie and some blusher/lipgloss?
I wonder what ever became of those magazines… “Now to Lot 62. The first piece of evidence we have of the infamous Abel’s spanking tendencies. Purchase a piece of spanking doctrine…nature or nurture, they ask? Well, here today in lot 62 is undeniable evidence that spanking is innate. What will you give me for Lot 62? 1000 poundss? Come now, ladies and gentlemen, jest not. I cannot even think of starting the bidding at less than 10,000 pounds!!”
It’s very easy to make a Spanked Barbie. You just put her over your knee and smack her bottom.
…Anyway, that’s what I used to do with my dolls and teddybears.
Me too Haron… they must have been very very naughty dolls and teddy bears from what I remember!
I did that with my dolls as well! In retrospect my parents must have thought I was a really weird child.
That sounds like cruelty to teddy bears to me.
Surely that’s a spankable offence!
I was a moral compass, providing guidance to my toys! That is so not a spankable offence!
Mine were very naughty. One bear in particular was very defiant…
I can fully relate to the porn mag from the newsagent time of life, however I was very lucky as I selected what I thought was a cheap one “50″ was all I could see (i.e. 50p) and it was actually £2.50 - but it was edition 50 of Janus, so although there were no stripes on the models bum the topic was perfect. A year or two earlier (I was only maybe 11 or 12) I found a Penthouse on the side of the road (I was going for a bike ride with a firend, I lived in the country) and that had a spanking story too - I had a very fortunate couple of experiences, unfortunately it was a few years before I started practicing what I liked…!!