In the hot seat
Posted by Abel on 21 Jan 2008 at 09:59 am | Tagged as: Perverting Reality
Surrounded by gorgeous women at dinner the other evening. One of them at my table; the rest chatting away nearby to colleagues, friends, lovers.
And my mind wandered, as it so often does, to spanking. Which of the young ladies might not be averse to sliding over a welcoming lap, and having her ever-so-smart skirt lifted up?
Indeed, were any of them perched on already-warm behinds? A quick ‘bend over’ before they’d left for the restaurant? Or even a more serious, “We have something to discuss” leading to a hard, deserved caning before the cab arrived, and an uncomfortable ride drying tears and regaining composure.
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How should we know? You were there. Did anyone get up slowly? That’s a dead giveaway. The sitting down part is OK but I find when you go to stand up you realize it bloody hurts and so do it s l o w l y.
And did anyone need a spanking, you ask? Well, that’s a rhetorical question if ever I heard one.
And when are you getting onto the internet by the way? There are about a dozen girls here waiting to be told off!!
Oooh, don’t count me in that dozen! I’ve had a sufficient telling off from Abel recently - sitting in a car for 10 hours over the last two days has been… educational!
(Must remember to buy Abel a nice handkerchief. For when his brow needs mopping and he has nothing… appropriate to hand.)
Funny… I was wondering if there were any young ladies squirming on their seats with a well caned bottom following a “we have something to discuss” moment, as I was at the cinema watching St. trinians on Saturday. I had a quick look round as the lights went down but couldn’t spot anyone, I can imagine though
There were certainly young ladies squirming in their seats at a showing of St Trinians I went to on Thursday, when Colin Firth was walking around in a wet shirt
The wet shirt didn’t get me, but when he was talking about discipline at the board meeting I was hooked!
littlenic: Details, girl! WHY did he tell you off, and HOW did he tell you off? The imagination only goes so far…
“Our schools have become beacons of ill-dicipline”
Yes they have Colin Firth.. Care to fix it for us?
Oh the wet shirt!!
My freinds and I all wore our school uniforms to St. T’s, lots of middle aged fathers in the audience seemed quite happy to see us…Oh yeah and *Details* Littlenic!!
Littlenic - I thought my red handkerchief was quite fitting for the occasion
As for St T’s - I know I should have left the cinema full of thoughts of uniformed schoolgirls, but I’m afraid it was Mr Darcy’s meeting with Colin Firth’s leg that was the moment that stuck in my mind!
Abel, back with regular internet access for a little while!