Spanking at the motorway services
Posted by Abel on 24 Jan 2008 at 08:10 am | Tagged as: Real-Life Spanking
I’d like to apologise to customers of the northbound service station on the M1 at Northampton last Sunday afternoon, for any shock you may have suffered as you were forced to witness Haron bending with her palms on the side of the car, having her backside spanked.
I am so sincerely sorry for any distress I may have caused you.
Not for any I may have caused her, of course.
*She* deserved it… We’d been listening to a song on the radio that samples the old Supertramp lyric, “Not much of a girlfriend… She’s the only one I’ve got.” I’d remarked that my then girlfriend hated me singing along when the original tune had been on the radio in our University days.
“I hadn’t realised the song was *that* ancient,” commented Haron.
And she was surprised when I pulled over and made her get out for a spanking?
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I’m giggling. The same thing happened to me last week. I said something he didn’t appreciate, and the next thing he’d stopped the car and was out looking for a suitable stick. We were in the country, he waited for a couple of cars to pass, saw his opportunity, had me touch my toes by the side of the car, and you know the rest. So maybe no-one saw, but if cows could talk….
Oh dear… you’d think by now that Haron would have learnt to show slightly more respect for the elderly.
I had realised that the song was *THAT* ancient either…
LOL, everyone. However, I am truly on your side with this one, Abel. And not because I’m a little older than you are. No, no, not at all! Only in the cause of justice…
Haron, you were obviously suffering from foot-in-mouth disease and anything you said couldn’t possibly have been your fault.
Of course, the real travesty here is that you were listening to the nasty new version and not sticking with the classic proper version… I’d spank you both.
*cough*
*blush* The Gym Class Hero’s version isn’t the orginal?
LOL Evie that’s exactly what I was thinking! ‘But it’s not ancient at all!’ Obviously it is, though.
Personally I’m more surprised that Abel ever had a girlfriend at university, but there you go.
Oooh fighting talk Smudge- careful! Well, according to my Father Supertramp were very cool, back in the olden days..
*lol* littlenic. Although I would have thought listening to “that” version was punishment enough for anyone. Music gets me into lumber occasionally, I have found that it isn’t advisable to turn up the radio when “I Hate You So Much Right Now” comes on (or such like), and ‘er indoors is in earshot. Saying that “our song” is the “Ballad of Tom Jones” wasn’t my best move either!
Oooo, I can’t believe all these young whipper-snappers’ comments - it’s enough to turn me domme! Almost…
Heh.. I think it’s very easy to tease when you’re on the safe side of a laptop!
oooo abel is going to be pissed when he reads all those comments
I hope for your sakes he’s far far away…
He *was* very far away… spluttering every time one of these comments came up on his Blackberry…!
Hey, I can take a joke. I’m not traumatised by all these comments calling me old. Really, I’m not. (Sobs loudly, reaches for whisky bottle, drowns sorrows…!)